kernalmustache:

condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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healthcare

street-blues:

vape pens are mouth fedoras

*accidentally gets sucked into a vortex of parks and rec*

knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

tinyredbird:

THIS MAKES ME VERY VER YVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

unimpressedcats:

yes?

2shy-fromouterspace:

oh my FUCKING god, i found my great-grand-aunt Grace’s journal from when she was in school in like 1912 and i am CRYING b/c i think i may have stumbled upon the origins of my inherent unquenchable thirst

this is a poem her friend wrote about her:
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"Pigs like pumpkin
Cows like squash
Grace likes boys
She does, by gosh.”

and here is a collage made by Grace herself of various men:
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AND HERE’S A NOTE HER TEACHER WROTE TO HER:

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"To Grace,
If you want to partake of heavenly joy,
think more of the Lord and less of the boys.”

THINK MORE OF THE LORD AND LESS OF THE BOYS